Barred - Ends 13th August

[Jurv]

I love a good party. It might seem strange though but the whole nightclub scene isn't for me. I much prefer the more traditional British Pub. You can have a drink, play some darts, watch sports events or just have some banter with other people. Eastenders hasn't been the same since Peggy Mitchell left with her infamous 'GET OUTTA MY PUB' so for this competition I want you to come up with a strange reason for getting barred from a pub. The most creative entry will win. Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Shadow-Mason]

i was barred from a pub, because of a dog walked into a road, got run over, survived, then ate a steak pie, and he was vegetarian, so for some reason i was barred from the pub 'The Dog Lovers'.

[=Lizzy]

for looking like a horse

[Fifty-Six]

Bring your own drinks.

[Jazz]

Screaming at nearby traffic

[j0rd]

Apparently pubs don't support sheep, darn.

[MissSkies]

For hitting someone with a bar.

[Pigperson]

For burning the pub down

Will

[Jacob-G4E]

For dressing like a nun, standing in the mens bathroom and slapping men on the hand when they tried to use the condom machine

[dbgtz]

For walking into the pub and calling the landlord Phil Mitchell.