Corrupt-a-wish

[Chris]

Granted but now you're my slave instead!

I wish I won the lottery!

[Martin]

Granted but you have to split the winnings with me!

I wish I never had to go back to work

[Cerys]

Granted but you have no income and you are now a hairy hobo :3

I wish I didn't have to go to school again and I have all A grades

[Empired]

Your wish is my command! But then it turns out there was a mix-up and those grades belong to Cedric Mulligan, not Cerys, and you get U's for everything.

I wish I could marry Cerys (-toxicflames and :Cerys)

[Lewis]

Wish granted, but you get divorced and they get all your money and house. You then live in a box you share with a 94 year old man from WW2.

I wish xboxlive was free

[Chris]

Wish granted, but you get divorced and they get all your money and house. You then live in a box you share with a 94 year old man from WW2.

I wish xboxlive was free

Wish granted but xboxlive gets shutdown a day later.

I wish for my own house!

[Martin]

Wish granted but it gets blown away one day and you end up in oz


I also wish I had my own house

[Lewis]

Wish granted, however your new house is a bush where the cats pee and poo in.

I wish I was the owner of habbox.com

[Cerys]

Wish granted but there is a plot to kill the habbox.com owner.. D;

I wish I could un-divorce charlie (bamitselfie)

[Lewis]

Wish granted, but you end up getting married to a fake Charlie, aka David Blaine that does a magic trick to freeze and kill you for eternity.

I wish I was the most famous person in the world for brilliant reasons, but no one crowds me or tries to kill me ok thx