Corrupt-a-wish

[Empired]

Wish granted, but she's murdered instead.....................................

I wish I had a genie in a lamp

[Cerys]

Wish granted, genie, your new stalker, stares at you all night from her lamp.

I wish this dude from school would shut up

[Empired]

Granted- he shuts up so he can snog your face off (I hope he is ugly )

I wish I had natural bright pink hair

[the.games]

Wish granted but your hair falls out, it's naturally pink, though.

I wish I had a fashion sense.

[Empired]

Granted but it's a very bad fashion sense.

I wish I had the power to move things just by thinking about it.

[Lewis]

Wish Granted, but your powers are new, and accidently drop a chainsaw that's on, on your head.. R.I.P

I wish hollyoaks was on at the weekends (saturday, sunday)

[Empired]

Granted but you can't afford a telly anymore. HA!

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes

[Cerys]

Granted- he shuts up so he can snog your face off (I hope he is ugly )

I wish I had natural bright pink hair

aaaaaahahahaha no i really like him srs he's like... nom....

Anywayyyy
Wish granted but i do not count as a 'person', I am a 'thing' so i corrupt it >;D

I wish a dancing pineapple with a real brain etc so its like human but a pineapple exists.

[Empired]

Granted- it runs AWOL and destroys the world, and kills you in your sleep so you don't even get to see it

I wish wishes were real

[Cerys]

Wish granted. that time months and months ago when you wish you never met me comes true

I wish I was better looking ;o