Corrupt-a-wish

[MKR&*42]

Wish granted, but you become too vain and everyone h8es you xox.

I wish to be alone ;]

[Cerys]

Wish granted but then people who want to be with you commit suicide. ;o

I wish i had naturally straight hair ;o

[Lewis]

wish granted, your hair is straight and never gives birth to new hair. You become bald... LOL WHAT A TWIST, BWHAHAHAHA


I wish I had a drink of irn bru, and lived happily ever after living and drinking it... wait I hate irn bru, MAKE THAT FANTA

[Empired]

Wish granted, but it had already been granted before you had time to say

wait I hate irn bru, MAKE THAT FANTA

so you are stuck drinking irn bru for the rest of your life... which is fine with me

I wish I had brown eyes..................

[Meloneeze.]

Wish granted, but then you get paid 50% less, or somethign....

I wish I had a bright green bicycle that went into the air and on top of one of the handel bars was a midnight blue monkey and whenever I wanted to ride the bike I would just say "fluffy monkey" and the monkey would come and bite my toe and I'd be on that bike!

[Eric]

Wish granted but the bicycle was faulty

I wish i can eat without paying the bill!

[Cerys]

Wish granted, but the bill eats you

I wish my brother didn't steal my malteser

[Lewis]

Wish Granted, he steals your soul and when you die, you live a nothingless.

I wish a foot grew out my ear and I lived happily ever after

[Empired]

Granted- you live too happily and people get annoyed with you and murder you

I wish I didn't have any wishes...

[Cerys]

wish granted but when i come and knock on your front door ye, and your like, I WISH YOU'D JUST GO AWAY STALKAAAAA' but then i dont go coz you had no wishes ye
and i live happily ever after annoying you.

i wish i could annoy charlie more than i do atm