What was your last text message?

[lawrawrrr]

mum: How you doing today darling? Feeling any better? Are you free for a skype later? M xx

(i have a cold atm)

aww

[Glen Coco]

4 then cycling to town to get my hair cut xxxxxxx

[Empired]

sent: no
received: ok

I lead an exciting life ;l

[dirrty]

no worries we will be 2nd floor silent study, you know where the russian bird is

[RyRy]

if that girl does not get back to you today you need to post onto gumtree looking for housemate as times running out

bless my caring mother

[-Amyy]

'come out you lazy *****'

love my friends

[toribbz]

TOO LATE SHE ALREADY FELL ASLEEP IN ANGER

hahhaha

[Conspiracy.]

"I'm gonna go and get it in a bit now, I'll text you when it's done."

[AlexDominika]

"Your Telstra automatic credit of $0.10 has been applied to this service" - 14 May 12

[RyRy]

"Whats the netflix login"

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