You preted to be a ghost. Leaning round the corner of the door there is a light you switch it on and off and make ghost noises.

You preted to be a ghost. Leaning round the corner of the door there is a light you switch it on and off and make ghost noises.
If I knew that the burglar was coming, I'd be laying on my sofa in a dark red corset, fish-net tights and high heels on.
I'm a male, so he'd run fast.
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