[HxSS] Crime Stoppers - Ends 22nd August

[Samantha]

Recently, I've just started my first job. Before I went my sister warned me that many shoplifters and other hooligans went through with crimes there so I had to be weary and make sure I left it to the managers. So far I haven't encountered anyone any criminals but I've been told stories of how the staff have to try catch them before they leave the shop and sometimes it can get messy. Due to me working in a retail store we have seasonal products that fit into summer, things like swimming items, parasols etc. and it got me thinking of this competition! I want to know how you would stop a criminal with a summer item. May it be spraying them in the eyes with suntan lotion or throwing a rubber ring around them - I want to know the weirdest ideas you have!

May the funniest and craziest win.

Good luck!

Prize:
1st Place = 100 points, 5 credits + 10 rep
2nd Place = 75 points + 10 rep
3rd Place = 50 points


This is a HxSS competition, please let us know what team you are on when entering! If you're not on a team already, click here to join one.

[Bails]

BLUE TEAM

ONE) Ok so the green guy would be the criminal and the parasol would be like this yeah.



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TWO) I'd be like unleashing the parasol and something like this would happen


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THREE) And then the effect would be something like this



Then I'd be stood there like.

'OWNED'

[PoisonedLies]

I'd throw a goat at them.

[santa-my-nana]

Well I'd probably be like the guy of saw but more happy and summery, I'd get a little car to drive up to the criminal (lambourgini of course) then hmm Id say I want to teach you a lesson. He would be in a pit of sand and he would have to try and find a way out (lesson would to be not to rape) In order to get out, yeah i wont go in to that bit. but yeah


RED TEAM

[Hiding]

Take a sand bucket and throw it over there head then grab a unopened umbrella and hit them as hard as you can.

BLACK TEAM

[Txyla]

Get a shovel and a large bucket of cement you then shovel it over the top of them to stop them.

Team RED

[x--ha]

Be like that bloke of white chicks when the guy steals 'her' purse bluee teamm

[Luckley]

Well, I would push them onto the sunlight and make them burn!

[Kelster462]

Supplies: Tent, Rope, Marshmellows, Water Raft, && Sand.

I would stick the tent over their heads, grab the rope and grab the water raft tie them together to the bottom half, after that I'd stick the marshmellow on their foot, and then put the sand down their panties...

[Fustraton]

I would leave them out in the sun of northern England. That way, they die of boredom rather than burn.