Cheesy chat ups

[bam..its..abbz]

Okay so the other day , I was thinking of cheesy chat up lines, hence why I wanted to post this.

"Have you got a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes"

whats your cheesy chat up lines?

[MKR&*42]

Well I had the one I stole - "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U & I together", then @Maria; is like "shame N and O are together" :@

Irl, I'd probably never use a chat up line... ever.

[bam..its..abbz]

Well I had the one I stole - "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U & I together", then @Maria; is like "shame N and O are together" :@

Irl, I'd probably never use a chat up line... ever.

Yeh I don't really use them either

[FlyingJesus]

YOU SMELL LET'S GET IN THE SHOWER

[Inseriousity.]

omg maria I've never heard that response before haha shame no-one is ever going to use chat up lines with me so I'll never use it but will make a mental nose just in case.

"hello rosy do you work for hxhd cos youd look great in high definition" (her pics are all blurry).
lol the harry potter ones are really funny. making rosy read them all just so I can use them.

[Circadia]

'Are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you'
'Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see'
'Do you work at subway? 'Cause you're making me a foot long'

I'd never use them though :L

[scottish]

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Didn't I do your sister?
Are you as good as your mother?
What do you say we go back to my room and do some maths: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

[Succubus]

Well I had the one I stole - "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U & I together", then @Maria; is like "shame N and O are together" :@

Irl, I'd probably never use a chat up line... ever.

But you'd use all these chat up lines.


Here's a few:
'Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in your pants'
'I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away'
'I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true'

[IceNineKills]

roses are red
violets are silly
grease up your flaps
'cause here comes my willy

[FlyingJesus]

My friend has successfully used that irl haha ^