Jay: God is almighty and he will smite you for saying chicken Tika Masala ;D
Me: Pfft, yeah right, I can avoid his 'Smiteness'I'm more afraid of JigglyPuff!
Jay: Damn, me too, he's like, better than god in my eyes.
Me: Mmmm, debate time I think!
Okay, so lets see.
Why Jiggly Puff could be better:
Jiggly Puff can Evolve, God can't.
Jiggly Puff is cuter. (apparently)
Jiggly Puff can put people to sleep, God has to use the Sandman. O=)
Jiggly Puff draws on people when they sleep, god would never.
Jiggly Puff can sing better than god (apprently churches have heard god sing through someone elses prayer and it was bad) *Fact* x)
Jiggly Puff can only say 2 words, peace and quiet can ensue.
Jiggly Puff has many fan clubs, god only has worshipers. (Lol)
Jiggly Puff does his own dirty work, he doesn't sent his 'son' to do it for him.
Why God could be better:
He apprently created life. (Pfft, big deal.)
God got Mary pregnant (Apprently. >_>)
God has a long beard (Apprently which looks uber cool. ;o)
God has been around longer... (Gott give him credit for that. ^_^; )
He actually has hair.
He lives in t3h sky.
He can create chocolate for himself. (Lucky ... )
Well, yeah, who's better, Jiggly Puff, or God.
I have no religion so people with religion respect my beliefes, if you have a religiog and are somewhat offended, please, don't post saying stuff like "I'm offended! REMOVE IT NOW!" Because this is an opinion of people who don't believe in god or have no religion
If you have a religion and don't feel offended, pleas, feel free to post
Yeah I know, stupid post, but still... ^^;





I'm more afraid of JigglyPuff!

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