What has someone said to you that was a bit dumb?

[Samantha]

Basically, I've told a couple about this, but I was talking to my mum and said this.

Me: I'm just going to print screen this.
Mum: You can't the printer isn't turned on.

I laughed a fair bit at that bless her.

[Aiden]

what do you mean by a bit dumb?

pretty much everything i say to myself (y)

[Reality]

Me: so you know what to do
Friend: yup you told me 3 times Jesus
Me: go on then
Friend: what's 2+2 oh yeah never mind

Was like o.o but I have probably had better than that just don't remember them

[Calum0812]

what do you mean by a bit dumb?

pretty much everything i say to myself (y)

And everything you say to other people, right?

[Samantha]

what do you mean by a bit dumb?

pretty much everything i say to myself (y)

Like if someone you were talking to replied with a funny or weird reply etc. .

[Zelda]

it's normally me more that does it cause I can't string sentences together at all when i'm nervous but this is one that I remember from my mum a few weeks ago LMAO

Me: do you know where my phone is?
Mum: if you had my phone you might be rather upset

I was like ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and basically just walked off to find it myself

[FlyingJesus]

Well I talk to Gina a lot so...

[Succubus]

If i remember rightly I was yelling 'Duck' as in duck because theres a massive ******* thorn bush coming ur way but one of my family members replied "oh yeah look ducks!!!" they weren't even ducks...........

[Phil]

We boss in work told me that I can use the computer to research something by saying "I think we have a 'google' on the machine inside"

YEAH PROBS!!

[MKR&*42]

@Bolt660;

is all im gonna say.