As long as you give the cat your coke.
Mum, may I have a new mum?

As long as you give the cat your coke.
Mum, may I have a new mum?
The day I get to 200 in Ping Pong II is the day my life is complete.
aslong as you kill her
Mum, may I get a job?
DERREN BROWN: MIRACLE
A New Stage Show for 2015/16Derren Brown’s message is quite a simple one - we all have a story, we all have a path that has led us to where we are now and the secret to a happy life is in our own individual thoughts and actions.
as long as all pay proceeds to me.
mum, may i play some xbox?
as long as you smash it up first
mum may I go on a date?
DERREN BROWN: MIRACLE
A New Stage Show for 2015/16Derren Brown’s message is quite a simple one - we all have a story, we all have a path that has led us to where we are now and the secret to a happy life is in our own individual thoughts and actions.
As long as he's your dad
Mum, may I marry you?
The day I get to 200 in Ping Pong II is the day my life is complete.
yes, when i die
Mum may I go to the shop
DERREN BROWN: MIRACLE
A New Stage Show for 2015/16Derren Brown’s message is quite a simple one - we all have a story, we all have a path that has led us to where we are now and the secret to a happy life is in our own individual thoughts and actions.
Yes, as long as you don't spend any money.
Mum can I get plastic surgery?
Yes, as long as you get your face first
mum can i give you a make over?
Yes, Aslong as you don't make me look like a drag queen.
Mum, Can I have a baby?
yes aslong as you name the baby Baby
mum may i go to school
DERREN BROWN: MIRACLE
A New Stage Show for 2015/16Derren Brown’s message is quite a simple one - we all have a story, we all have a path that has led us to where we are now and the secret to a happy life is in our own individual thoughts and actions.
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