Dumb Ways To Die - Ends 18th July

[Zelda]

Being crushed by a piano being tossed out of a window

[x-Lucy!-x]

bleeding to death after getting a papercut.

[Lewis]

Getting a large plate, salt and vinegar. Then lay yourself on the plate as you get delivered to hungry lions.

As they tare of your clothes, before you get eaten, they become playful and lick you. You stand up, and then behind you a magical train appears and runs you over.
The lions eat your small bits of flesh splattered.

yay?