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[lawrawrrr]

"Boo you ***** xx"

[Yawn]

it was from orange

[Absently]

''you got a treat so i get a treat ''

not even as remotely dirty as it sounds!

[j0rd]

' Tell her im one short tonite all my staff got this bug i have faced booked her i wud send math but its his birthday . Ive faced booked her im on case naw and trying to get cover ps your house fne is engaged all time'

Believe it or not, this guy runs a staff agency..

[wiktoria]

"nekci menij"

[Meanies]

mine was
"aw jake you're so good you're the best ever love you heaps and heaps" from @cupcake;
lol asif she'd say anything like that to me
it actually said
"omg it's so good we sat in premier seats and discounted food so good"

[Circadia]

'I wish I could help, but this area, I lack experience, I just wish I could give you a hug...'

From my friend T-J he was trying to make me feel better about something that's happened in my family

[Sloths]

"Sweet I won't have to worry about polishing your shoes"

oh urm yeah bit weird out of context

[Samantha]

"Do you like noodles that much?"

Max showed me the Cyanide and Happiness video about noodles then asked me that.

[sexpot]

"i think northwestern will win"