Hideous Hygiene - Ends 16th November

[MKR&*42]

Ok I am going to admit something so bold here, I am actually one of the worst people you'll ever meet in regards to personal hygiene. Most people expect I'm quite hygienic as I refuse to share food with people, drink the same cup as anyone else, get a bit iffy when someone shakes my hand etc.. Alas, with every other aspect of my life I'm actually very lazy and sloppy . Amanda and Elliot could happily tell you about the time I didn't shower for 6 days in a row and didn't get dressed for 3 days running...

Omg this is turning into a confessions post. I shan't go on as I don't want to scare people even further!!! However, I know I'm not alone out there with poor hygiene habits and I'd like you to share some of your sloppiest moments in here - the most gruesome will win! Don't be shy as I've done much worse :-S!

*Not meaning to be ironic, but keep it clean.

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep

[Sticky-Note]

I went camping at a lake for 9 days and forgot to bring my toothbrush. Yep. Didn't brush my teeth for 9 days!

[iMusic]

Went on school camp, thought I brought undies but I forgot. Only had the one clean pair I wore that for 3 days then borrowed my friends(Girl) panties for the remaining 2 days. (I think, well bloody well hope they where clean she said she never wore them )

P.S I should mention during the I was constantly doing actives like rock climbing, hiking, canoeing, mud fights etc So I wasn't staying clean in the slightest haha.

[Chipmunks]

went to the beach once and was getting in the water, when i got home so late was to tired (from swimming, walking, etc) so i didn't shower ..just went straight to bed ..ended up waking up the next afternoon thats when i decided to shower lmao :Yuck:mbarrassed:

[Honor-Branch]

I was in the bathroom and I had to take a poopie, there was no toilet paper so i used my brother's towel

[Matt]

I've back-washed in someone's bottle once, but my mouth was clean..........

[bkps]

when i was like 9 i was playing cards with my mum dad and sister and i farted and a bit of diarrhoea came out and i was too embarassed to say anything so i sat there and played 2 more rounds before i actually went to the toilet

[Drake.]

THIS ONE TIME IN BAND CAMP

Edited by Matts (Forum Super Moderator): Please don't post pointlessly.

[Chug!]

When I was like 8-10 I went on a 4 mile bike ride, totally in the woods, no buildings to be seen.. I really needed the loo, and no.. not a wee! It got to the point where I just couldn't contain holding it and yeah.. you can work out the rest. I sat in it and carried on the bike ride, in pure jeans..

Moral of the story? Never ride a bike.

[myles]

i remember i really needed a wee and i got to my front door and couldnt find my keys so i just released myself on the porch
also i was locked out and needed a wee so i went down the alley way and did a wee on the floor