Valametines - Ends 18th February

[Sloths]

Not a lot of people are excited for Valentine's and I know a few people dating that aren't excited either, but there's one Valentine's thing that never fails to cheer them up; lame 'punny' comic sans Valentines. I spent a good half hour on Skype to Empired swapping really bad Pokemon Valentine's cards, like a Gyarados with the caption 'you were worth the wait', and we slightly annoyed the other people in the call with them all. If you don't know what I'm on about then look here at some examples. (Fair warning some of them are seriously rude and dirty so if you're under 16 do not click)

I want you though to find some great ones, the lamer the better, and post below either your best punny valentines card or your best pick up line for Valentine's. Please make sure they're clean and don't break any forum rules!

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[TheJokerEffect]

'Hey Boy, you look delicious, I'm going to gobble you up like Chocolate'

I really don't know Sophie :/ This is horrible LOL!

[lRhyss]

[James]

roses are red
violets are blue
go enter habbox comps
you know you want to

ripped off from @Shonly love you x

[Matt]

I would never say that to anyone, ever ever ever

[!:random!:!]

“You must be Wonder Woman, ’cause I am wonderin’ about you, woman!”
“You must be made of kryptonite, ’cause you’re making this Man of Steel weak in the knees.”
i must be the sun and you must be the earth the closer we get the hotter you become!
Hey girl is that body from mcdonald, Cause am lovin' it
Hey girl your so fresh you don't even need to press F5!
Hey is your name google, cause your exactly what am searching for.
Hey whats your sine it must be pi 2 cause your the one
okay thats it am done

[!x!dude!x!2]

hehehehe

[Woutou]

Hey girl are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

[Drew]

[Kyle]