The Great Art Robbery – Ends 20th March

[Derrener]

You have been recruited by a top secret agency to help stop an art theft that is going to take place on 20th March. You have been given the usual information: The time and date of which the theft will take place, along with a picture of exactly who will be stealing the painting. However, upon arrival at the top secret agency, you discover that you are the only person that they have recruited. You are told that you can hire another four members to help you and as long as you can give an extremely good reason as to why they will be of use, you can have them.

Answer the questions in the spoiler.

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Person 1
Name:
Why should they be on the team:

Person 2
Name:
Why should they be on the team:

Person 3
Name:
Why should they be on the team:

Person 4
Name:
Why should they be on the team:

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[Drake.]

I don't want to hire any other members. I am a one man army!

[Woutou]

Person 1
Name: Jeff Dunham
Why should they be on the team: To make everyone laugh with his puppets

Person 2
Name: The Rock
Why should they be on the team: to be the muscle man of the group

Person 3
Name: Ronald McDonald
Why should they be on the team: to distract the workers with some good Ol Mcdonalds

Person 4
Name: Darth Vader
Why should they be on the team: to use the force!

[Entangles]

Person 1
Name: Chuck Norris
Why should they be on the team: Because he's Chuck Norris..

Person 2
Name: Hannibal Lecter
Why should they be on the team: If you have watched Hannibal you'd know this guy knows to 1) Capture his victims and 2) Cook up a mean human dish heh heh. So if the robbers wanna get mad and cause physical harm Robber-Ouderves served on a platter ))

Person 3
Name: Tim Donner
Why should they be on the team: Because well he can speak 23 languages including spanish, russian, arabic, french, english and yeah many more...we may need him since we have no idea which country these robbers will be coming from and we'll need someone to translate -thumbs up-

Person 4
Name: Yujiro Hanma
Why should they be on the team: No explanation needed...if you know who Chuck Norris is..you should know his pupil is Yujiro Hanma (on a serious note watch Baki The Grappler to understand :p).

[livin.x.dream]

Person 1
Name: Mr T
Why should they be on the team: For the snickers

Person 2
Name: Mr Potato Head
Why should they be on the team: He'd carry all the 'luggage', magnifying glass etc..

Person 3
Name: Ferris Bueller
Why should they be on the team: He'd be able to get us out of tricking situations with his experience

Person 4
Name: Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
Why should they be on the team: I'd need her disguise techniques

[!:random!:!]

Person 1
Name:Ke$ha
Why should they be on the team:would need a distraction

Person 2
Name:justin beiber
Why should they be on the team:would need someone to scare the robber

Person 3
Name:james bond
Why should they be on the team:would need his skills to catch the guy in the act and get a confession

Person 4
Name:the Scooby doo gang (mystery incorporated)
Why should they be on the team: to tell us why he/she did it, how they did it and use there skills to find clues to where he/she is