Do you eat off of the floor?

[e5]

Yeah I use the 5 second rule

[Storking]

in uzbekistan the floor is my table

[God]

Well In Canuckistan, I'll just pick it up and wash it, if its something that can be (fruit / Vegies) because well #1 it came out of the ground, #2 the workers hands touched it, #3 people at the store mangled them. If its a carpet surface, and its ok to put under water, Ill rinse it off. mash and all the **** is a no. Anything in a hard surface, depends on what it is, and how desperate I am. (Chocolate = IDC IMMA EAT DAT ****!)

[Matt]

Depends on the food yeah

[Storking]

Well In Canuckistan, I'll just pick it up and wash it, if its something that can be (fruit / Vegies) because well #1 it came out of the ground, #2 the workers hands touched it, #3 people at the store mangled them. If its a carpet surface, and its ok to put under water, Ill rinse it off. mash and all the **** is a no. Anything in a hard surface, depends on what it is, and how desperate I am. (Chocolate = IDC IMMA EAT DAT ****!)

too many pubes on my carpet

straight in the bin i don't want a furry crisp

[Absently]

Mostly not in my house or whatever cus my dog is a hairy ***** and it doesn't matter how many times I Hoover and sweep a hair will manage to get on it. Probs if I'm in someone elses house I might yeah but only things like sweets probs

[thms]

in uzbekistan the floor is my table

ur disgusting

ur bloody corpse is my red carpet

and yes i do, 5 second rule! i wouldn't if i was outside though ugh I bet @Red; would though she has no limits

[Elegance]

no that's gross

[JanellePierzina]

myles ur such a freak i hope u end up getting salmonella poisioning

[crystaldd0]

God made dirt, dirt don't hurt or da 5 second rule, food is food! omnomnom