Rude Rejections - Ends 11th November

[Smurfed-]

As some of you know, I work in an old peoples home. I love it but sometimes the residents ask me the most awkward questions. Just last night I was asked by an elderly lady if I had a girlfriend and when I replied with no she asked me if she could be my girlfriend. Of course I said no but when she asked why I couldn't think of an appropriate response and instead I just went very quiet. This gave me an idea for a competition.

For this competition come up with the rudest way to reject someone who has asked you out on a date.

May the most creative idea win!

Try and keep it clean!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

[James]

Sorry i don't date trash. I get the council to bury it

[Empired]

Oh I'm sorry.. I wish I could but I don't want to :¬:

[FlyingJesus]

Stabbing them in the neck would be quite rude

[Brad]

I'm sorry, Beastiality is something I'm not into.

[Honor-Branch]

if a girl asked me, i would say: sorry im straight i dont date guys ;/

[Cassiieee]

Sorry, I need to feed the fish.

[Krazybethw]

Me no comprende?

[Matt]

Tell them your original intentions were to be book buddies and you don't like them in that way.

~ I don't like being rude

[Chloe7355]

Sorry I need to go home and play habbo lmfaoo