I beat up a clock before...

I beat up a clock before...
too many
i used to fight lots because i think i'm muhammad ali when i've had a few but i've started calming down a bit now
i'm just genuinely an ********
i have never gotten drunk before; still underage![]()
Couple of years ago I was in Cornwall and I was absolutely drunk, I tried slapping my friends arse, fell over my own feet and fell across the whole road and fell into a bike rack. I then proceeded to fall into the water at like 1am![]()
I laugh a lot when I'm drunk, the first time I was ever drunk I tried giving/throwing a melon at my sister that we'd drawn a minion on... she recorded this.
I also got kicked out of my work's Christmas Party for throwing up, and I just kept taking this guys wig off him, but it was a costume so it was alright. My sisters usually worse though, and she was meant to get kicked out of the party too - she came to my table and just fell in front of me and everything lmao.