Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Scallywags for this competition,
Aye’d like to know your favourite pirate pun, innuendo or joke!
Or ya be down with Davy Jones.
The bounty for this competition is HxSS Points!
All entries in this piratey comp will receive 5 points towards HxSS!
One randomly drawn entry will receive 10 points towards HxSS!
Results 1 to 10 of 44
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21-07-2020, 05:25 PM #1
[HxSS] Ahoy Matey! ~Ends August 13th
Last edited by tbl; 05-08-2020 at 02:25 AM.
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07-08-2020, 10:42 PM #2
This comp is now open!
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07-08-2020, 10:47 PM #3
How old did the pirate say he was on his birthday?
Arrrrr matey
(i'm 80)
We part, only to meet again. 12/11/04
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07-08-2020, 10:58 PM #4
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
Hahahahahahaahaha. No, okay?
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07-08-2020, 11:01 PM #5
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear.
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07-08-2020, 11:33 PM #6
- Join Date
- Aug 2020
- Location
- Brighton, UK
- Posts
- 17
- Tokens
- 462
- Habbo
- Chieflemona
Chieflemona - red team
How do you Make a pirate angry???
Take away the P!!!!!
Pirate -P = Irate
LOOOL
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07-08-2020, 11:36 PM #7
MANNERS COST NOTHING! 
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
Be kind, always!
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07-08-2020, 11:37 PM #8
Who is a pirate's favourite designer?
Arrrrrrmani
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08-08-2020, 01:07 AM #9
Whats a pirates favourite type of music?
Rum and bass
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08-08-2020, 01:25 AM #10
Why is a pirate a pirate?
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