What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
What’s a pirates favourite part of a song? The hook!
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How do you make a pirate very angry? You take away the “p”.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!”
How do pirates like to communicate?
Aye to aye!
How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?
He took an AYE exam!