i went to see willy wonker and he said he was a michael jackson fan.. And i went OMG0DZ ME TOO, but i was lieing, i really wasn't and i was just trying to engage conversation untill mr wonka took it too far he then set his oompa loompas on me. I ran off screaming, but then i came back cause i forgot my jacket that was blue. I then realised willy wonker was wearing a hat, so i asked "Where did you get that lovely hat of your from" He replied, the 99p shop, so i said ok and ran off the the 99p shop. I then saw they were out of stock So i had a hissy fit and ran back to mr wonka and stole his hat "TeeHee" But then he set his lumpa gang onto me, Luckily i know karate so i did my special karate (The one i made up by myself) and took down my trosers and pulled a moonie, the site was so bad all the lumpas died and i stood there staring and laughing to myself. I knew it was a job well done so then i went into the factory and started eating grass, went to see willy wonka but he died. So i gave him come back to life pills and he lived...






