Corrupt a wish

[Reeceykins]

Granted: But no-one uses it

I wish there was more hours in the day

[?WhyNot?]

I wish there was more hours in the day

Granted but 99% of the time it's the night.
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I wish I was a dog.

[stephen-]

you are a robot dog (like poochee!)
I wish for a violin

[Moth]

The violin shoots toxic, deadly gases every 5 minutes.

I wish I had more band shirts.

[kaut]

Granted - But they're N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, and Hillar Duff band shirts

I wish I could fly again

[Reeceykins]

Granted - But you fall out the sky and die

I wish i had friends

[Dan!]

Granted, but they die after 1 hour



I wish, i had a new bike