Keep On TopicOriginally Posted by $@m
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"
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Keep On Topic Originally Posted by $@m
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3? I've seen you around, but not much.
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7 for Jordan =]
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8 See You quite a Little!
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Erm..Only seen you about twice,,3
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9 for FluffBall, I see you a lot... =P
Jennuh.
You're an angel, I'm a devil.
But we'll meet somewhere in between.
Heaven, hell, or the bedroom.
I'll take you away from everything...
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Seen you a few times... 5 Originally Posted by =Jen=
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-Carpi- you known me for ages!
Err, 8 for -Carpi-
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Slydz, I've seen you... a lot.. So... 6? =)
Jennuh.
You're an angel, I'm a devil.
But we'll meet somewhere in between.
Heaven, hell, or the bedroom.
I'll take you away from everything...
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