Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[:Mongles]

Gwenith pultrow had a baby and called it Apple right? But she wanted anther so she could have a pair.

[Infrontation]

Habbo Name - Infrontation
Joke - A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

[Racoon]

Okay i only have 2 jokes so listen up 4 em all!


habbo name:hob.****!
joke:Why did the chiken cross the road? To get to the other side! Did you think that was funny? No! Neither did he becuz the shops were shut!

habbo name:hob.****!
joke:Why did the blonde look up at the lightening??? She thought she was having here picture taken!

Srry if dat 1 waz offencive but am blonde ma self!

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[cotswoldrob]

a man was swimming the english channel he got half way across, dint think he could make it so he turned and swam back

[fizzlenizzle07]

Habboname-fizzlenizzle07


$500 Porsche

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

[fizzlenizzle07]

Habbo name-crazy?!


A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son


Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Ma

Edited by MissAlice - Competitions Manager
THE RULES ARE CLEAR ONLY ONE ENTRY PER MEMBER.

[fizzlenizzle07]

only take the second joke sorry i sent your two

Edited By MissAlice - Competitions Manager
PLEASE DONT DOUBLE OR TRIPLE POST - SIMPLY EDIT YOUR PREVIOUS POST.

[iGod]

Habbo name: Witelink

Ma Joke: A woman is stuck in the top floor of a burning building, screaming and trying to drop her baby for a fireman to catch. Then a man comes over and says "drop your baby i will catch it"
"how can i trust you" replied the woman.
"I'm Neil O'Connor, 10 year number 1 keeper for ireland, in my time ive never let a goal past me."
"well ok" shouts the woman and drops the baby. As the baby falls its clothes get snagged on an outsticking window ledge and it spins off to one side. It looks as though the baby will fall and the keeper will not be able to get to it in time. But the keeper suddenly leaps 10 feet across the road and catches the baby in a perfect save. THe crowd all cheers but suddnely stop as the baby is bounced twice on the ground before being kicked 60 yards up the road.

[Racoon]

Habbo = oxop

www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
Its not all that clean but i was wetting my self reading it :eusa_danc

wow that was rude lol funny though!

[.:.KieranP33.:.]

Name: .:.KieranP33.:.
Habbo name: .:.KieranP33.:.
Joke: I have a dog with no legs and i called it cigarette. The reason i called it that is that i take it for a drag every night. :eusa_danc :eusa_danc