The Three Word Story

[Adam$]

There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having

[Seatherny]

There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having kissed his big

[Revis]

There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having kissed his big fat, shiny, metal

[Seatherny]

There was once a little ducking who did a dance like a monkey being attacked by a broom. Then the ducky cartwheeled and crashed into a rubber duck which exploded into big monkeys that go mad and take over the forum while Liam was busy, having a nice stroke. He saw a man who had 100 fingers, and 100 toes! He was walking up a tree and then he turned into a bass guitar with broken strings and a wierd face. It was pink. He flapped like a banana and fell into a bar of alcoholic drinks and soap that was liquidised neptunian chocolate, but tasted like burnt toast, purple carrots and toad faeces which, is awesome, but smelt like cheese. Then he saw a flying pig and also a Scottish leprichaun thong. They were coming from the north, and they could see Father Christmas eating his dinner with a young reindeer who looked horny and tired. Father Christmas then stared at her and got a stick out of his pocket (in the cupboard) which was old and hit the reindeers pretty hard on the posterior. The reindeers started to get turned on and jumped on top of Santa who then quickly got a boner. Santa slowly opened a box which contained condoms while the flying wasps were having a Chinese, was staring at him with very bad sentence structure skills. So he went and hit them very down below in the nads. Father Christmas screamed alone at last and walked to his sock drawer to find a pair of knickers. He then got his socks for a little bird with a big pink bow on.
Later that day, after eating noodles, Bruce Lee enters. He then kisses his big fat posterior, after having kissed his big fat, shiny, metal hand which he