Granny Went To The Supermarket!

[Kaytti]

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Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs,

[Helamai]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs,biscuits
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[Kaytti]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs

[Helamai]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs, salt

[Homosexual]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs, salt, snowpatrols DVD on how to get fit.

[Royal]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs, salt, snowpatrols DVD on how to get fit, a condom
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[Kaytti]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs, salt, snowpatrols DVD on how to get fit, a condom, book of yo mamas jokes,

[Helamai]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs, salt, snowpatrols DVD on how to get fit, a condom, book of yo mamas jokes,Pens
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[Homosexual]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs, salt, snowpatrols DVD on how to get fit, a condom, book of yo mamas jokes,Pens, a pen island.

[[Jay]]

Granny went to the supermarket and bought a gun, a tampon, a banana, a glove, a blender, a toaster, a car, dishwahser, corn, kfc, A large frozen turkey, a bag of peas, Barbed wire, Some Cheese, some chocolate, ice cream, CounterStrike:Source, a bin to put any lame games in that she bought/is going to buy, a lighter to burn the bin, a new bin, a spam stuffed with spam flavoured stuffing, a pink hairclip, some spanish pork and on there spanish pork were sunglasses, a fish , photoshop cs2, and then caught a bus to Primark! Naughty granny - she's spending all her pension! OK.. she's back. And she's bought.. a packet of Durex! vBulletin.. and a singing turnip. And, a double-decker bus! Then she went to the neighbours and stole their dog , a spam sandwich and a partridge in a pear tree, a DVD, a grandad for later, a sexy pair of thongs, an good old shepards pie with rockers singing in the backround, a scary mask of scream and a bass guitar , a nice half used heinze ketchup bottle and a leather whip and a candy cane , oranges , apples, pears , appricots , bananas, a whip.. Oh no! Granny's had a heart attack! Calls ambulance.. a doctor came and revives her after that she needed a stiff drink so brought a bottle of vodka.. the rest of ASDA, then she went to tesco on the bus! (Okay.. it was a big bus..), wedgie proof knickers, a plane ticket to china where she bought some noodles and came bck home and a baught a pair of nunchucks and a live duck and a Ice sculpture of a Zeppelin and a box of condoms and an inflatable doll to use them on and some 'toys' and a dolly trolley, an idiots guide to getting women,person lubricants, a £2 coin , "How to shop for dummies" book, a Wolverhampton Wanderers football shirt, the big book of bad smells, a fleshlight for him, a barbie for roboevil, a male model for matthew.peach, a box of cat poo sandwiches for DSAddict and granny panties, a Malayan child, a snowglobe of Iraq, a used kleenex, a big hug for bladder, lipstick to give to Bladder to kiss Katie, Some cocain to get a buzz, A Shopping Cart, a book on how to kill desperate men and a frozen loo roll, a new gun becuase her old one has guts stuck on it, and a big fat onion, a bog brush, a 2 man loo, a copy of ToyBox's Album - HAD TO INCLUDE -, Playgirl Mag, an anti-aging cream,and some chavy earrings, a lumpkin, a 9" TV, a lump of custard,24 crate of strongbow and a pack of toilet roll, bubblegum for grannies TM, zimmer frame and a iron, a pet twig, a pack of condoms, inflatable doll, thong, and nice new box of tissues, A bomb, a nice blow up doll , moldy bacon, two dogs, Muse Album, french eyelashes, gloops, DVD of World's Ugliest footballers, lube, magician hat, toilet, yo-yo, youtube,Tin of beans, auto-matic zimmer-frame, wooden door, tic-tacs, biscuits, meatballs, salt, snowpatrols DVD on how to get fit, a condom, book of yo mamas jokes,Pens, a pen island,42 inch widscreen tv