Vending Machine (game)

[kaut]

You get a copy of Jack Kerouac's "On The Road" and a lightbulb.

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get an old boot.

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

You get a life-size functioning batmobile... now where was I when that came out? All I get is an old boot and you get a batmobile?!!!

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

woo go me

You get a Robin costume from Batman and Robin

*inserts coin*

[kaut]

*puts on Robin Suit and jumps out window*

You get a brick with a note tied around it. I'd read the note but it's not my prize.

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a batman suit

*inserts coin*

[kaut]

*saves the batman suit for another night*

you get a telephone... it rings

*insert coin*

[BLuweesH]

I pick up the phone and you get a package delivered to you

*inserts a coin*

What does it contain?

[kaut]

A lifetime supply of twinkies... wow, that was weird

You get a homeless fellow and he asks you for food... I guess he ate all the food in the machine

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

Get a knife to threaten him to leave

*inserts a coin*