Make A Wish, Corrupt a Wish [pt.2]

[Jazza]

Granted but you can't walk anymore

I wish Earthquake was banned

[Necromancer]

wish granted but for a day

I wish I was god

[jesus]

granted but you are rly fat and fall out ov da sky

i wish i had sumthin nicer 2 eat for mi dinna b4

[Jazza]

Granted but tomorrow you have no dinner

I wish I was a millionaire

[jesus]

granted but ur earthquake lollll

i wish i wasnt so ill

[Jazza]

Granted but your mum is ill instead

I wish earthquake got hit by a bus

[jesus]

granted but u are with him

i wish i was asleep

[Jazza]

Granted but you can't wake up again

I wish my internet connection was faster

[jesus]

granted but ya computa breaks

i wish i was on holiday rly

[Jazza]

Granted but earthquake is handcuffed to you

I wish I wasn't so bored