Corrupt a Wish

[Blinger1]

Granted but they do not work and nobody likes you anyway..

I wish i was not having the day off

[ItsDave]

You're given your day at work? (If I understand correctly) However the building sets on fire :/

I wish I could look into the future

[Lost_Addict]

wish granted but you see how you your children your childrens children and so on and so on die

go into a deep set of depression and trauman and end up a gibbering wreck

I wish i could have instant muffin's whenever i wanted

[ItsDave]

Granted but they're stale.

I wish I could have my quilt with a click of my fingers.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted, but it is not soft and fluffy!!!!!
I wish i could have instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the muffins turn to dust by the slightest touch

I wish water was vanilla yoghurt.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted, but because theres no water you die shortly after.

I wish i could have instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted which don't turn to dust at the slightest of touch.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because of the high price of ingrediants for that specific muffin, only one was made, and is far too expensive, and has been placed in the Museum of Muffins and are under constant guard and labelled as "the most expensive muffins apart from the golden filled, diamond incrusted Royal Muffin pictured right".

I wish I could get a new phone.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted, you recive a new home phone the next day.

I wish i could have instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted which don't turn to dust at the slightest of touch with all ingridiants with no price at all.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because they're no price at all, the company makes 1 and has been placed in the Museum of Muffins and are under constant guard and labelled as "the most exclusive muffin apart from the golden filled, diamond incrusted Royal Muffin pictured right".

I wish I could be Primeminister for a Day