Mass Effect 2

[Jord]

I think I'm at odds with my love interests now, and a few opinions of mine.

Grunt isn't the 'savage' he's being advertised as, Garrus is actually more of a savage, he has really changed. He's broken and messed, poor poor turian.

I'm ignoring Jack, after she tried hurting Miranda just after Mir's loyalty mission, which was crafted beautifully. Damn she looks fine in that leather suit... I'm... interested in her now... to say the least.

Had an actual dinner with Kelly, and she's feeding my fishies too, she's still the hot redhead who I want to bunk with.. for now.

Garrus' loyalty mission was bloody fantastic, really showed how much he had changed.

Recruited Tali and did her mission too, which was great, but Tali was never a character I ever liked. She's a great combat member though.

I had dinner with kelly too and she is feeding my fishes also

I am doing loyalty missions now

[Fez]

I hope she does more than feed my fishes.

Know what I mean.

[PaulMacC]

I'm going to laugh at you later in the game when you see...

[Fez]

I'm going to laugh at you later in the game when you see...

DAMN IT STOP TEASING ME PAUL.

OR ELSE.

[Jord]

I hope she does more than feed my fishes.

Know what I mean.

Oh yeah (h)

[Fez]

I guess you've all heard Mordin's special talent:

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singing

[Neil]

God damn you Bananah boy I decided to copy you with the paramore rubbish (by choosing Kelly) and now I can't get it, I hate you boy! ¬¬

[Fez]

God damn you Bananah boy I decided to copy you with the paramore rubbish (by choosing Kelly) and now I can't get it, I hate you boy! ¬¬

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why, what did you do wrong to my wife?

[Jord]

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why, what did you do wrong to my wife?

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they all die aka everyone on the crew apart from the people you recuited

[Neil]

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She gets turned into reaper milkshake.