Corrupt a Wish

[Lost_Addict]

granted, you start war the next day and never live it down, you constantly have eggs and fruits of various orgins hitting your house.

wish i could have 1,000,000,000 instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted which don't turn to dust at the slightest of touch with all ingridiants with all ingridiants costing no more than 99p

[ItsDave]

Granted, but your Mother is ashamed of you and kicks you out the house.

I wish I had the room space to make a model railway.

[Inseriousity.]

Granted, but you only get the room for the huge train, which destroys your possessions, not the fit supermodel.

I wish I never made a wish.

[Misawa]

Granted... but you get a wish anyway.

I wish I swam in a swimming pool of champagne.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the company has put lethal amounts of pure alcohol in it by accident and you skin starts to sizzle, pop and peel off. Soz!

I wish I had more socks.

[Lost_Addict]

Granted BUT THERE ALL ODD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHWAHWHAHWHAMAHWAHHA


i wish i could get a life lmao

[ItsDave]

Granted but it's blessed with bad luck and you quickly get hit by a train from the sky.

I wish I could have the energy to haul myself upstairs to my bed co's Im tired

[Xoim]

Granted. Your stairs turn into escalators but your shoe laces get Caught at the top and you get drawn in and die.

I wish I didn't make Xziod die.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but Satan is really annoyed with you.

I wish I could see someone about my spine

[James9519]

Granted, but fall down stairs after and mess it up again.

wish I had a pet Turtle.