As Jake walked through the wall, Mrs.Higgins erupted into a huge Volcano and started to shake with jiggly bits everywhere, lashing out into the bedroom where Jill was feeling lonely and touching herself Mrs.Higgins felt ashamed because everyone knew she liked gay peoplez which liked to eat things that smelt of dogs. The man next door was looking through the foggy door that was covered with dog crape. Then an old granny wiped her [censored] while eating crab which was fishy like her [censored]. Her hair stood high with ducks eggs in dog [censored] which smelt like dogs feet whilst scraping cat pooed up a window that smelt of dead rabbits. She wanted to **** that [censored] cuz she is a dirty person that likes to watch [censored] movies. Her mam eats [censored] pies when she is horny. Susie likes to rub her [censored] cuz she gets lonely when Bob goes to pop a balloon, he poked his finger with the pin and shouted, "[Censored]!" coz he is a complete [censored]. Bob is hairy and stinks of [censored]. Susie was getting hornier as the time passed she sucked her thumb and started to fart the soundtrack to her favourite [Censored] movie and she accidentally [Censored] Her pants and shouted,''Oh [Censored]!My mum is gonna tie me up and [Censored] me for this." She then walked to the bathroom and then danced around the maypole rofl, knowbody knows why she does this but It made her even hornier, and she had a small [Censored] because she is a dirty cow ;o, mum groaned and moaned then she spat out her toothpaste because it tasted like her [censored] with buckets of water which made her smile, mam is affraid of those little weiners that stink like bum chums from the north pole. Elsewhere someone was having a hotdog and
the ketchup squirted everywhere and hit a woman in her [Censored] (and this story is getting a bit censory?). Yeah it is and we have to do that so all the little kiddos out there won't try to squirt ketchup there or watch "those" movies. And the maths teacher was adding up his wages to see if he could afford a haircut but then he realised that all he needs is a nice bit of bum monkey. DiscoPat is gay and dizzieboi is dizzieboi is homophobic because he is cool because he just is on the other hand .... zezima is a happy chap and I like to touch my [Censored] because I feel all tingly inside. Tomorrow, the English teacher will show his class his [Censored] as he feels that it will make it become hard to the touch. HOwever the teacher said his [censored] was very unusual because it was small as a pea and he suddenly woke up screaming for a curry








