Corrupt a Wish

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its encrypted and turns out to be Barbies Pony Paradise.

I wish I could get to sleep whenever I want

[Japan]

Granted, but you always have nightmares.
I wish for 20p

[ItsDave]

Granted, but its fake.

I wish I had a wish that wont get corrupted

[Laggings]

Denied. WUT WUT?

I wish that I had a wish that nobody could reply about.

[ItsDave]

Granted, however I'm a H4X0R2 so I can reply to anyfin.

I wish I knew if people were watching X-Factor same time as me.

[Laggings]

Granted, but you're never watching X-Factor.

I wish you'd stop posting here.

[Japan]

Granted, but then he starts spamming the other forums you use.

I wish for a broken spoon.

[Laggings]

Granted, but it fixes itself.

I wish I was in your signature.

[Japan]

Granted, but it gets removed by a mod.

I wish for a bottle of tipex

[Laggings]

Granted, what the hell is Tipex?

I wish I knew what Tipex was.