Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[Nemo]

Granted, but everyone around you dies in a nuclear war and u r all alone and depressed and stuff but u cant kill yourself

i wish i had a big bottle of water next to me

[jesus]

You drink it and your insides slowly burn.

I wish for invisibility.

[Nemo]

Granted but everyone bumps into you and treads on you

i wish i was always healthy... unless iwas dead.

[jesus]

Granted but you have 17 arms and one leg.

I wish I could fly...

[Nemo]

Granted. you keep going and going and dont know how to stop going higher and then you reach space and ur head explodes.


Im going bed now night, i wish i had a really really clean comfy bed

[jesus]

Granted but it's full of drawing pins.

I wish I was NEVER tired.

[Sly]

granted ur now dead

[jesus]

Make a wish.

[Sly]

I wish i had the power to controll everything with a magic keyboard.
So if some1 was anoying me i could be *presses delete*
And they wud disapear
n could press £ sign and id get a pound

[Z5.$]

granted but a lil kid nicks it a presses the delete button on you!

i wish i had a comdom that cud actually fit my 20 inch ***