Corrupt a Wish

[Japan]

You find out, but then you forget again.

I wish I had black hair.

P.S. Tipex is correction fluid.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but it makes your hair fall out

I wish for a cake...

[Laggings]

Granted, you get a sheetcake.

I wish for a cookie.

[Japan]

Granted, but you find a human bone in it.

I wish for an A* in English.

[Laggings]

Granted, but you fail every other subject.

I wish I didn't know what Tipex was.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but your family gets kidnapped and the burglars only want one thing, to know what Tipex is.

I wish my arms didn't hurt this much.

[Laggings]

Granted, no arms.

I wish my name was Xzoid.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but not on this forum. In reality, your name is Xzoid, and everyone you tell your name to questions your decision with a funny look of the eyes.

I wish I had another lolly.

[Laggings]

Granted, you have another mother named lolly.

I wish I had a dictionary.

[Japan]

Granted, but it's an albanian-spanish dictionary.

I wish that winter would not come.