The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11
this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed
Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freDshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man. Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room crying like a baby






