Corrupt-a-wish

[Meloneeze.]

wish granted but you get too skinny and die

I wish I had a clone and a zillion credits on habbo.

[Lewis]

Wish granted, but habbo shuts down the next day!

I wish oh I wish that........... ..err I wish... I wish I knew what to wish!

[Lewis]

Wish granted, but it is granted by yourself and I get so confused I explode into a million wishes for everyone, and my wish for world peace no longer exists
R.I.P

I wish I didn't blow up.