My day.

[Absently]

i had a test and i was studying all day and then when we did the test i forgot everything

[TealArms]

Seems liek nobody has had a good today lol anyone know any jokes?

Bit of a ice breaker i know

Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.

One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow's stall. You show him where it is."

The farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she sees the nail.

She says, "This is the one, right here."

The man says, "How do you know?"

Amy says, "By the nail over its stall."

The man says, "What's the nail for?"

Amy says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

[Jordan3]

Onto my day, it was stupid and it's a day I could have done without. People just annoyed me today and I just felt like crawling in a hole and never coming out, it was so annoying. This girl Rhian, screamed in my ear.. I'm like 'come on' she's like 'oh quit bragging, moaner' wth I mean she shouldn't of done it, what a stupid little idiot.

Thanks

Mixed with a Welsh accent, that would have annoyed me.

I fainted because some boy punched me in the head.

[Absently]

Let's sing coz you had a bad day oww i have a pain in my head

[Jordan3]

Seems liek nobody has had a good today lol anyone know any jokes?

Bit of a ice breaker i know

This was on Countdown:

A man is playing golf, and all of a sudden a hearse comes past. So the man takes his hat off and bows. His opponent said "That was a nice gesture." and the man replies "She was a good wife for 43 years"

[Stacey.]

Well I had an alright day... loving the jokes!

[Eamonn]

My day was bobba :@ Im in refocus for a week and getting a letter sent home because i put water and gum on the assistance ladys chair ;o and im getting another letter and an hour detention because i've been shouting and messing about in french for the past 2 weeks

[TealArms]

My day was bobba :@ Im in refocus for a week and getting a letter sent home because i put water and gum on the assistance ladys chair ;o and i

Whats refocus?

[Eamonn]

Whats refocus?

where you have to sit in a small room while being watched for the whole day doing your work with not break or lunch

[TealArms]

where you have to sit in a small room while being watched for the whole day doing your work with not break or lunch

You need to have a break every 4 hours otherwise it is illegal, we have iceolation which i find fun, cos i hate everyone in my class cos they all lie and are to faced. also it is fun to misbehave