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    Kasabian - Self titled album. £6.99 atm at Virign Megastores!

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    Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.

    The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"

    "That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:

    "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dupion
    Oo ya, Foo Fighters album is really good =]
    I'll just borrow it from my friend and rip it onto WMP =]

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    Field Music - Field Music
    Sufjan Stevens - Illinoise
    The Unicorns - Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?

    All should be available on Amazon, if not in shops =]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Muscle
    Fozzy - All The Remains
    Alter Bridge - One Day Remains
    Creed - any of there albums
    the alter bridge album rules, I recommend it too

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    Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway (L)
    Craig David - The story goes on
    umm cant think of any others
    Edited by Garion (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not have images in your signature that exceed the 150 Pixel height limit for your usergroup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eamonns
    Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway (L)
    Got it thanks =]

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    Quote Originally Posted by $@m
    Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.

    The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"

    "That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:

    "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"
    FGS, stop posting that joke :/

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