Oh Jesus Help Me! - Part 1

[Pawf]

Omg! You left out my noble stead called Enrique

[Loaned]

Omg! You left out my noble stead called Enrique

I killed your steed. I kill everything. And eat fetuses.

[Pawf]

You ate my steed?! *shakes fist angrily*

[Bird]

Sean is now taking over as writer/director of Oh Jesus Help Me.

Stay tuned folks!

[Loaned]

Smiffla finds out that Sean killed his steed. Smiffla slaps him with anger! "OMGOMGOGMOGMG I WANT ME STEED!" Sean replies "LOLOL I WAS HUNGRY". They forgot about the evil presence they felt! It was sierk! No need to worry though! Chuck Norris busts in the room and roundhouse kicks everyone!

"WTH WTH" Max says. "You killed Sean you son of bi'tch!" "OOPSE LOL!!!" Norris replied.


But, they see someone coming...

What happens next? I know! But you have to wait for part 7.

[Bird]

Lmao, hahaha! Best one.

[Pawf]

Sugar. Call me Oli, everybody does!

[Loaned]

The dark figure approaches slowly. They here a lock locking. They figured it out! It was Steven! "OMG OMG OMG SPAM IS GOING TO GET CLOSED LOL!" Steven said.

Max kept his cool. He had an idea. A mod can't lock the house if they weren't in it. Well, the mod could, but they wouldn't be in it. Max felt this would be a good idea. But... Something happens!


Read next episode to find out what happens!

[Pawf]

Oh my god! The anti-spam-robot-killer-mega-zoid-3000!

[Bird]

Hahahahahaha so true.