Fav movie quotes?

[Dupion]

Mine aint a film but family guy

Stewie: Mommy I have a present for you! I'll give you a clue.. it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

[Jim Rotates]

From Mean Girls...

Karen: Trang Pak is a grotsy little byotch.
Regina: Still true
Gretchen: Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.
Regina: Still half true.

[Paintball-X-100]

lol this 1 is from "****ie Roberts"

Ok ****ie Pretend Your 6 And Its Christmas Moring And You Just Got A Brand New Bike

****iek HOLY S*** A BIKE

Your 6

****ie:Holy Crap A Bike

Your 6

****ie:Goo Goo Ga Ga Bikey

[Revis]

All from Jarhead :p I love that film

Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [the Doors' "Break On Through" being played on a flying by helicopter] That's Vietnam music... can't we get our own music?

Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!

[in a gas-repellant suit]
Troy: [in a Darth Vader voice] Luke, come over to the Dark
Side.

Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Suggestive techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness. ************. Re-reading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further ************. Re-wiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every women the marine has ever ****ed. Debating differences, such as Cupid VS Mexican, Harlys VS Hondas, left VS right-handed ************. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying the male order bribed catalogue. Further ************. Planning a marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Joey are doing in the ally or in a hotel bed.

Sgt. Siek: [Sgt. Seik is directing the recruits on how to judge distances] Use something that you know the distance of, compare how many of them would make up the unknown distance and multiply. Do *not* use your ****s, an inch and a half into six-hundred yards: I can't count that high!

Fowler: [in showers, pointing at another marine] Hey, look! It's a ****, but smaller!

[Charles]

Is jarhead any good? I may go see it ;]
My favourite movie quote;
'Napoleon Dynamite'
"Do the chickens have large talons there"
Roffl

[esmii]

Not Another Teen Movie:

During football game:
*Guy misses kick, ruins the game and everyone is silent*
*Guy stands up and starts slowly clapping, getting faster. Everyone looks at him*
Girl: "You cant just start the clapping during any time during a teen movie, it has to be the right moment"
Guy: "How will I know its the right moment?"
Girl: "Oh, you'll know"

Haha, you kinda have to see it for it to be funny.

Lmao that film is the funniest ever..
When shes painting LOL

[NekkLe]

Ha! Snatch is the best for this.

Doug the Head: Excuse me!?

Youths: ...??...*spits on floor* Its a free country innit?!

Doug the Head: Yes, but its not a free ****ing shop is it?! **** OFF!

Pulp Fiction

Samuel Jackson: Now, take out my wallet..

Robber: What one is it *stares worridly*..

Samuel Jackson: Its the one that says 'Bad Mother ****er' on it..

[Bep624]

Mine has to be these from Scary Movie 3:

Becca: This is really weird...
[referring to ringing phone]
Kate: Yeah... Big house, only one phone...
[picks up phone]
Kate: Hello?
[passes it to Becca]
Becca: Hello?
Voice on Phone: I'm coming for you my precious...
Becca: [looks relieved] Hi Mom...

Brenda Meeks: There's something I need to tell you. I saw a tape. I think you should know about it. It had these really shocking images, Cindy.
Cindy: Brenda, it was Mardi Gras, I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!
Brenda Meeks: No, not that tape, Cindy.

[Tabitha crawls out of the TV, stands up, and empties a whole bunch of water out of her ear]
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, this ***** is messing up my floor!
[Tabitha walks to Brenda]
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, help me!
Cindy: I'm not listening.
[Brenda punches Tabitha]
Brenda Meeks: Get up, you little ugly *****. Come on! Let me see what you got!
[Tabitha tries to punch her, but Brenda holds her back]
Brenda Meeks: What you gonna do? That's all?
[punches her again]
Brenda Meeks: Ooh! I'm kicking her ***, Cindy! Yeah! What's up?
[proceeds to kick and head butt Tabitha]

And finally:
Brenda: [water drips from the TV set] Cindy, the TV's leaking.
I always get a kick out of those. What a funny movie.