Order a hitman ;o

[Jase]

Hmm, i wonder when they kill them they put a little card in the hand saying something like "You've just been owned by hitman.us"

[ilovejordan]

Hmm, i wonder when they kill them they put a little card in the hand saying something like "You've just been owned by hitman.us"

ROFLMAO i want one

[Rou]

Yes, you too can become part of our organization. Simply fill out our employment application form and find out if you qualify. please read all the details below before you complete the application.

The application fee is $4.95, payable through PayPal. This is a non-refundable application fee that is used to cover our administrative costs. The application fee does not in any way imply, or guarantee, that we will approve your application and offer you a job. To avoid any misunderstandings we kindly ask you to read our Terms and Conditions before you submit your application and before you send your payment. In the event that your application is not approved you are not entitled to receive a refund.

Good luck!

I'm joining ;P

[Biseinen]

"I was having a lot of problems with this jerk at work. Then I contacted HITMAN. Coincidentally, right around that time, our company organized a trip to the zoo. I was hardly able to contain my amusement next morning when I read the headline, "Terrified Onlookers Scream in Disbelief as Man Eaten Alive by Heard of Hungry Alligators". Due to the absence of a body the cops had to be identified the victim by process of elimination. Needles to say, he never bothered me again. Thanks, HITMAN."


Lol.

[Jase]

Lmao, its only £7 to become a hitman?

Step 2 - Describe your Professional Criminal Experience:
Please answer truthfully. Deliberate misrepresentation is a federal offense.

Criminal Experience
Criminal Record
Education
Special Skills
Firearms
Explosives
Poisons
Martial Arts
Torture

I'm skilled in all of them k

[ilovejordan]

Sounds fake now :x

[Rou]

"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."

D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver

Rofllmao

[ilovejordan]

"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."

D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver

Rofllmao

ROFLMAO

[Jase]

"I had this huge crush on this girl. There was only one problem: her boyfriend. So, I contacted HITMAN and problem was quickly solved. The doctors said that they did everything they could, but that they didn't catch his sudden illness on time, and that it was simply too late to make arrangements for a liver transplant. I was there to console the girl through her hard times. We've been happily married ever since."

Lol, Poor Bf

[Rou]

"My upstairs neighbor was always playing loud music. It used to drive me nuts. I tried everything. I tried to talk to him nicely, I tried to play loud musing back, I even once switched off his electricity. Nothing worked. Then I started considering other alternatives; i.e. permanent solutions. I contacted HITMAN and they solved the problem within 24 hrs. For about a week everything was quiet. Then his next door neighbor upstairs called 911 because she smelled something. The cops found him dead, and the medical examiner said that he had died of Autoerotic Asphyxiation while listening to music on his walkman."

F.U. -- Student