Everything the English made:
Agriculture
* Seed drill - Jethro Tull
Communications
* Clockwork radio - Trevor Baylis
Computing
* Analytical engine - Sir Charles Babbage
* ACE and Pilot ACE - Alan Turing
* Bombe - Alan Turing
* Colossus computer - Tommy Flowers
* Difference engine - Sir Charles Babbage
* World Wide Web - Sir Tim Berners-Lee
* ZX Spectrum - Sir Clive Sinclair
Clock making
* Anchor escapement - Robert Hooke
* Balance spring - Robert Hooke (disputed - possibly invented by Christiaan Huygens of the Netherlands)
* Grasshopper escapement - John Harrison
* Gridiron pendulum - John Harrison
Clothing manufacturing
* Derby Rib (stocking manufacture) - Jedediah Strutt
* Flying shuttle - John Kay
* Mauveine, the first synthetic organic dye - William Perkin
* Power loom - Edmund Cartwright
* Spinning frame - John Kay
* Spinning jenny - James Hargreaves
* Spinning mule - Samuel Crompton
Cryptography
* Playfair cipher - Charles Wheatstone
Engineering
* Adjustable spanner - Edwin Beard Budding
* First coke-consuming blast furnace - Abraham Darby I
* First working universal joint - Robert Hooke
* Newcomen steam engine - Thomas Newcomen
o Modified version of the Newcomen steam engine (Pickard engine) - James Pickard
* Pendulum Governor - Frederick Lanchester
* The first *****-cutting lathe - Henry Maudslay
Food
* Bird's Custard - Alfred Bird
* Sandwich - John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich
Household appliances
* Ballbarrow - James Dyson
* Cat flap - Sir Isaac Newton (attributed)
* Collapsible baby buggy - Owen Maclaren
* Dyson DC01 - James Dyson
* Fire extinguisher - George William Manby
* Lawn mower - Edwin Beard Budding
* Rubber band - Stephen Perry
Industrial processes
* Bessemer process - Henry Bessemer
* Hydraulic press - Joseph Bramah
* Parkesine, the first man-made plastic - Alexander Parkes
* Portland cement - Joseph Aspdin
* Sheffield plate - Thomas Boulsover
* Water frame - Richard Arkwright
Medical
* Artificial intraocular lens transplant surgery for cataract patients - Harold Ridley
Military
* Congreve rocket - William Congreve
* High explosive squash head - Sir Charles Dennistoun Burney
* Puckle Gun - James Puckle
* Shrapnel shell - Henry Shrapnel
Mining
* Davy lamp - Humphry Davy
* Geordie lamp - George Stephenson
Musical instruments
* Concertina - Charles Wheatstone
Photography
* Ambrotype - Frederick Scott Archer
* Calotype - William Fox Talbot
* Collodion process - Frederick Scott Archer
* Stereoscope - Charles Wheatstone
Science
* Compound microscope with 30x magnification - Robert Hooke
* Electrical generator (dynamo) - Michael Faraday
* Galvanometer - William Sturgeon
* Marsh test for Arsenic - James Marsh
* Newtonian telescope - Sir Isaac Newton
* Micrometer - Sir William Gascoigne
o the first bench micrometer that was capable of measuring to one ten thousandth of an inch - Henry Maudslay
* Sinclair Executive, the world's first small electronic pocket calculator - Sir Clive Sinclair
* Slide rule - William Oughtred
* Synthesis of coumarin, one of the first synthetic perfumes, and cinnamic acid via the Perkin reaction- William Perkin
Transport
Railways
Locomotives
* Blucher - George Stephenson
* Puffing Billy -William Hedley
* Locomotion No 1 - Robert Stephenson
* Sans Pareil - Timothy Hackworth
* Stephenson's Rocket - George and Robert Stephenson
Other railway developments
* Displacement lubricator, Ramsbottom safety valve, the water trough, the split piston ring - John Ramsbottom
Roads
* Bowden cable - Frank Bowden
* Cat's eye - Percy Shaw
* Caterpillar track - Sir George Cayley
* Hansom cab - Joseph Hansom
* Seat belt - George Cayley
* Sinclair C5 - Sir Clive Sinclair
* Tarmac - E. Purnell Hooley
Sea
* Hovercraft - Christopher ****erell
* Lifeboat - Lionel Lukin
* Resurgam - George Garrett
* Turbinia, the first steam turbine powered steamship, designed by the Irish engineer Sir Charles Algernon Parsons and built in Newcastle upon Tyne
Air
* Jet engine - Sir Frank Whittle
Miscellaneous
* Daylight saving time - William Willett
* Meccano - Frank Hornby







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and even that is like once per two weeks.
