Funny jokes for a change

[la-ur-en]

Ha ha, thats a good one, i've got a few good ones...
1.A duck walks into a bar and says 'can i have some quackers?'
the bartender says 'we dont do quackers sorry'
so the next day the duck comes back in and says 'can i have some quackers?' the bartender says 'im sorry, as i said before, we DONT do quackers' so the next day the duck went back in and said 'can i have some quackers' the bartender says fiercly 'look we don't sell quackers, and next time you come in, i am going to hammer your beak to the ground with nails' so the duck comes back the next day and the bartender says 'i warned you' the duck says 'do you have nails?' the bartender answers 'no' the duck then says 'do you have a hammer?' the bartender replys 'no' the duck then asks with a smirk on his face 'can i have some quackers?'

2.three men are sitting round a table with there wives, and one says to there wife 'pass the sugar, sugar' and the other man goes to his wife 'pass the honey, honey' then the other man says to his wife 'pass the milk, cow'

3.A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you were weaving all over the road?". The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here. I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me". Reaching through the side window to the rearview mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am....thats your air freshener!"

[Jase]

A man was walking in a park when he saw a blonde hanging from a tree by her wrist...
"what you doing up there lassie?" he asked
"I've had enough, I'm commiting suicide, GO AWAY!!"
"Ok, but shouldn't the rope be aroud your neck?"
"It was but i couldn't breathe" replied the blonde

:p

wow tht is 1 of meh best 1's i have eva heard lol

[Azela]

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Thats a good joke, cause no one will :p

[Jase]

i gt another blond 1 i don't know if it is funny or wht...

One day there was a blonde trying to unlock the car with a hanger.A man walked up and asked "did you lock your keys in your car?"
She said, No, I just washed my car and I am trying to hang it up to dry.

:s :s

[Jase]

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Thats a good joke, cause no one will :p

kk i've repped u should rep me xP

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[Azela]

Heres a reason not to pick your nose.... ( Let it load )






p.s Tidus i'll rep you

[Jase]

plz stop i don't wanna c ne more sick pics..

[Azela]

I'll think it's very good...

[Jase]

its yucky *shiver goes down spine*

[Jase]

ne more peeps wanna tell me a joke? best wins rep! *woohoo*

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