Favourite quotes?

[RedStratocas]

"It's all funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious!"

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Ive heard that one more than a million times.

These are my favorite quotes, most by Jon Stewart, my hero. A few are sarcastic.

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea." - Jon Stewart

"Religionis a source of comfort and strength in a world torn apart by religion"- Jon Stewart

"I view America like this: 70-80 percent are pretty reasonable people that truthfully if they sat down, even in contencious issues, could get along. And the other 20 percent run it."- Jon Stewart

"If God were talking to you, you'd be crazy NOT to listen" - Steven Colbert

[FlyingJesus]

"You're right" - Anyone who's just listened to me prove something.

[HUGECOOL]

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

"I don't like to know what people say behind my back, it makes me feel conceited."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

All by Oscar Wilde. First ones I thought at the top of my head, but I like many more.

[Jasminz0r]

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[Grimmauld]

- " Freedom isn't freedom until you have the freedom to make mistakes. " - Mahatma Gandhi
- " I fear not a man who has practiced 10,000 kicks but I fear the man who practiced a kick 10,000 times. " - Bruce Lee - credits to Wayne. for finding it.
- " Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your *** tomorrow. " - Garfield
- "Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. " - Gray Fox - credits to one of the HxF members who found it.
- " A wise man's mouth is where is heart is, a fool's heart is where his mouth is. " - Anonymous - credits to .x.Taurus.x. for finding it.
- " Life is like eating a jalapeno, what you do today may burn your *** tomorrow. " - Garfield - with my edting.

[GoldSolid]

Umm, if I've ever been selling credits or stuff which involes trust, I'd sometimes say ; "Trust works both ways"

Dunno why though. Just thought it sounded quite cool.

[louder]

Okay. Some of my Quotes are serious aswell as funny.

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once but the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

Never strike an apponent when they're down, kick them, it's easier. - My friend James

A man with a head up his backside cannot see the path that lies before him - My friend James

I'm not gay! - Wayne. Lmao Wayne.