Definition of RuneScape

[Lord_Gig]

Yea it's funny but they rip runescape players, which is the saddest one...?

Playing a decent online game or spending a few days writing about whats sad about it?

[Golden.Hawk]

cudnt read more then fist paragraph but i dnt eat mc donalds and im as skinny as a rake lol well not skinny im quiet built lol but so i guess that bits wrong

[JonJon]

You could just define it to - BORING
*Wait for runescape players to abuse me*

*abuses*

[-Atreyu]

ROFL

Most free players believe that you have to pay to be a member. Not true. The easiest way is to pray to the Gods of RuneScape to make you a member. If they refuse your prayer, you stay a free player for the rest of your days. If they accept it, you have committed blasphemy, and will be smitten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The second way is to murder someone who is a member, and steal his account. Of course, JaGeX has added bank PINs, so you can't get any of the stuff in their banks.

And what person would waste there time writing all this? lol

[JonJon]

Someone of the similes are great: Pets are a completely useless item put on RuneScape to entertain noobs. First there are cats; cats are like noobs, they beg you for your fish.

Other funny stuff, randoms event sections is great.

River troll: Appears when you've fished too much. Follows you all over Runescape and the forums, flaming you constantly at a level that is adjusted for your combat level. When killed, it drops useless bait. I found that funniest.

Bushtuka trials: Ant and Dec make you eat King worms and gnome eyes. It is advisable you eat as much as you can to gain meals for your clan, thus making them happy.
AIDS: It has been proven that 12% of people who buy dragon legs/skirt from other players get some AIDS from the infected blood of the dragon seeping into their skin. These are non-tradeble and are best being high alched.
Crabs: These nasty random events come from the Fremmenik Province, here they get bored of being slayed and wander off into some one's pants. Crabs can also be acquired from the Fally barmaid for a small fee of course.

All great too, all of them are great!

[Stress Free]

They call us sad but how fuçking sad must they be to write all that lol

[JonJon]

It was all funny until the end, where they made fun of Nitey

"So, Andrew created the Zezima 2.0 by killing the robot The Old Nite.05"

[computer screen]

i read the first paragraph and im like wth i could be playing rs right now

[Stress Free]

i read the first paragraph and im like wth i could be playing rs right now

Rofl ..

[Hartleys]

Lol it doesn't make a lost of sense. " to become the fattest" :s