Your teachers favourite quotes.

[Deiondre]

My English teacher quotes random Shakespere to us

[Nixt]

Hmmm... My tutor takes the pee out of someone in our year; he makes funny sounds and my tutor imitates him.. so it's kinda like:

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

[Arisham]

My Maths teacher always use to be able to twist words round so good. He was really quick witted.

Person: Sir whats the time?
Teacher: Time you got a watch

Person: Sir whats the time?
Teacher: It's right about now

Person: Sir can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: I hope you can at your age

Person: Can we have a games lesson today?
Teacher: Yes. We will play a great game. You have to try and get as much work done as possible

It was so annoying. We always had to try and re-phrase the sentence, but then he would twist it.

[omgabear]

my BCT teacher keeps saying "Champion"

[Jargit]

In our school. Teachers seem to not finish their sentences.


Example

( we were whistling in the corridor )
TEACHER: If everyone did that then...( and walked off )

[Rizla]

"Scotty Road"

I'm trying to imagine why a teacher would say that... "I'm from Scotty Road" "Talking like you're from Scotty road" ? o.O

[jstar953]

well, there's one main phrase that all the teachers in the school use for our class:

"SHUT UPPPPPP!!"

then everyone goes silent and looks at the teacher weirdly .. than carries on. lol

[-:Undertaker:-]

I'm trying to imagine why a teacher would say that... "I'm from Scotty Road" "Talking like you're from Scotty road" ? o.O

He talks about Scotty Road all the time, I think he was born there or something, He's about 60/62

[Playgirl]

My tutor always says 'my space thanks!' when people talk over her and 'back to base thanks' when people get out of their seats.

[Uwe]

'son' - Mr Beattie