The Idiot Test :)

[asher_]

1. The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England? Yes.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 1
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days? Every month has at least 28 days.
4. A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not? Maybe because she's her sister...
5. Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada? He isn't dead.
6. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why? He's dead if his wife is a widow lol.
7. Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why? They didn't play each other.
8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70.
9. If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? 2.
10. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins? I dunno 50c or something.
11. If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first? The match.
12. How far can a dog run into the woods? Till he reaches the middle
13. A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left? 9.
14. How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark? Moses didn't do that it was Noah
15. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? Food
16. How many 10p stams are there in a dozen? 12.
17. What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950? N/A
18. A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs, chickens do.
19. How do you spell blond? Blond for males, blonde for females to be grammatically correct
20. The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs? Bungalows don't have stairs.
21. There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow? They don't have leaves.
22. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors? Why would you bury survivors?
23. A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing? I DUNNO
24. What do cows drink? Water
25. What do you put in a toaster? Bread
26. A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls? Greenhouses are glass.

UH..... i've done this quiz before and habbox timed me out so I lost all my answers but Mary has the most correct answers...

92% I MEAN. SOZ MARY....

[Mentor]

ill probly get these all wrong but...

1. The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes. But not the holiday

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

Well only one where there actaly born but the average life exspecnacy is 78 in the uk, so 78 if you mean that type of birthday "/

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?

Only one month has exsactly 28 which is febuary, exsept when its a leep year.
ALL of them thogh have 28 days in them

4. A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?

Becuse shes a woman, hence there sister not brother

5. Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?

Becuse burying people when there still living isnt a very nice thing to do

6. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?

Dead people are allowed to marry? well i never..

7. Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?

there not playing each other

8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

9. If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?

2

10. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?

5p and 50p "/

11. If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
ID light the match

12. How far can a dog run into the woods?

Half way, past that point its running out

13. A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?

9

14. How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?

moses didnt own an ark

15. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Mostly meat, but scales have many uses..

16. How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
12

17. What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
Clement Attlee 1945-1951

18. A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?

Im not sure, but i think the rooster just made medical history if it layed an egg

19. How do you spell blond?

Blonde

20. The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?

Its a bungalow...

21. There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
Pines are the key word here

22. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
Usealy they only burry the dead people, but i suppose with imagration laws at the moment burying em alive would mean less forms to fill in..

23. A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
Well if theres smoke comeing from an eletircic train, i think id be a little worryed...

24. What do cows drink?
Water

25. What do you put in a toaster?
Bread

26. A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
Green

[asher_]

ill probly get these all wrong but...

1. The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes. But not the holiday

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

Well only one where there actaly born but the average life exspecnacy is 78 in the uk, so 78 if you mean that type of birthday "/

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?

Only one month has exsactly 28 which is febuary, exsept when its a leep year.
ALL of them thogh have 28 days in them

4. A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?

Becuse shes a woman, hence there sister not brother

5. Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?

Becuse burying people when there still living isnt a very nice thing to do

6. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?

Dead people are allowed to marry? well i never..

7. Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?

there not playing each other

8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

9. If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?

2

10. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?

5p and 50p "/

11. If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
ID light the match

12. How far can a dog run into the woods?

Half way, past that point its running out

13. A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?

9

14. How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?

moses didnt own an ark

15. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Mostly meat, but scales have many uses..

16. How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
12

17. What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
Clement Attlee 1945-1951

18. A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?

Im not sure, but i think the rooster just made medical history if it layed an egg

19. How do you spell blond?

Blonde

20. The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?

Its a bungalow...

21. There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
Pines are the key word here

22. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
Usealy they only burry the dead people, but i suppose with imagration laws at the moment burying em alive would mean less forms to fill in..

23. A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
Well if theres smoke comeing from an eletircic train, i think id be a little worryed...

24. What do cows drink?
Water

25. What do you put in a toaster?
Bread

26. A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
Green

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[-Illusions.]

What about me!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus i have no common sense.

[Virgin Mary]

Um what ones did I get wrong? Someone tell me quick.

[Insanity]

[QUOTE]10. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?

5p and 50p "/[/qoute]

• one is NOT a 5p people :rolleyes:
  

[Wootzeh]

A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing? I DUNNO

What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950? N/A

I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins? I dunno 50c or something.

[Mentor]

96% :]

you bolded: "A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
Green"

which is what i assume is my mistake, although im unsure what it is exactly.

Greenhouse as in the glass/plastic structure used to store plants in gardens, and is hence transparent is only one word.
By saying green house as to, i assumed it then was being used as a descriptive term, hence a House that was green. if the house is green id assume that ment the walls were green in colour?

[asher_]

Illusions...

The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes. CORRECT

How many birthdays does the average man have?
one. CORRECT

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
12 *YOU SEEN NOTHING!* CORRECT

A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
Omg tht questions to hard INCORRECT

Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
Dont know o.o INCORRECT

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
No, because you cant marry family, well i think o.o INCORRECT

Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?
Waa my brain hurts. INCORRECT

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25 INCORRECT

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
1 INCORRECT

I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
waa i dont know! INCORRECT

If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
kerosene lamp INCORRECT

How far can a dog run into the woods?
until it gets puffed out INCORRECT

A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
8 INCORRECT

How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
dont know wasnt alive INCORRECT

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
a million stone thx. joking. dont know man im thick INCORRECT

How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
12 CORRECT

What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
dont know, wasnt alive INCORRECT

A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
down INCORRECT

How do you spell blond?
blonde CORRECT

The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
white INCORRECT

There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
dont know INCORRECT

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
on the border INCORRECT

A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
north INCORRECT

What do cows drink?
milk LOL no they produce it.. water? CORRECT

What do you put in a toaster?
bread CORRECT

A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
green. INCORRECT

Im so thick arnt i lol.

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[asher_]

Um what ones did I get wrong? Someone tell me quick.

the one about the 50p and 5p and the train one...