banned help!

[jonjonjon]

Well ill need help but im gonna make a standup (myself)
a catchy stand up like a honour say
yes sir lol
Or if you could help me, ???

When you appeal, it's not like a court of runescape staff meet you at Lumbridge Castle and you have a trial, with winesses. You just fill in a form.

[alteration]

u meen appeal, what do you know any1 whos been banned and unbanned gimme tips man

[computer screen]

But its not fair habbo wouldent give you a perm ban for that, very strict i badly need my account back so plz help any help that works gets + rep

also suggestions?

news flash runescape isn't habbo

[alteration]

But rules r schoolz vill ckmon help me plz i need my account back

[Mattx]

rite this will work..

Dear Jagex,
Im a idiot irl and i have no life without my runescape account, I have serously considered slitting my wrists and if i don't get my account back by tomoro i will come shoot "Andrew Gower" and then slit my writsts, I hope we can have a fair trial in varrok castle ( I can't make lumby i'm on acient magics ) i can bring whitnesses and also make sure the court of RuneScape is there.

Your's Sincerley
Alteration

[alteration]

No, sensible please

[Mattx]

No, sensible please

:S:S:S it was deadly serous.

[Nixt]

:S:S:S it was deadly serous.

he's right you know, threaten suicide then you'll have your account back in no time.

[Eye!]

rite this will work..

Dear Jagex,
Im a idiot irl and i have no life without my runescape account, I have serously considered slitting my wrists and if i don't get my account back by tomoro i will come shoot "Andrew Gower" and then slit my writsts, I hope we can have a fair trial in varrok castle ( I can't make lumby i'm on acient magics ) i can bring whitnesses and also make sure the court of RuneScape is there.

Your's Sincerley
Alteration

quite good

i was thinking like

Dear RuneScape,
I am a fat 30 year old emo. I ran out of cheezy poofs and i started swearing. Unban me or i'll shoot Andrew and cut myself. I can make the trial in lummy and i have a witness that carries a 9mm with him so if you guys dont unban me your pretty much dead. I would shoot you myself but like i said im fat.


on topic:
i used a crap appeal it was

it was an accident

and trhey unbanned me

[Mattx]

Dear RuneScape,
I am a fat 30 year old emo. I ran out of cheezy poofs and i started swearing. Unban me or i'll shoot Andrew and cut myself. I can make the trial in lummy and i have a witness that carries a 9mm with him so if you guys dont unban me your pretty much dead. I would shoot you myself but like i said im fat.

Now i think that has crossed the line calling him fat?